[JM - Jokermort]
[RD - Rainbow Dash]

JM: I think that you're rather unique
Perhaps you're something new
And if you'd like to oblige
I'd like to get to know you

RD: You seem fundamentally fun
I feel like being your friend
Let's see the big city sights
And find how well we blend

JM: I hope you won't mind if I say
I'm smitten by your smile
I hope you like all my jokes
And that you'll stay for a while

RD: I'd gab that your humor is grand
At least what I understand
It seems your passion rubs off
It's better than I planned

JM: It's the start of something too great
It's really much too profound
I'm glad we ventured a chance
It's frankly hard to expound
RD: Do you think we both have a chance?
Can we even get by?
I know the odds are against

JM: We'll make it if we try!

JM: You've hair soft as feathery down
Wide eyes to look into
Such trust and vigor for life!

RD: I am your pony waifu!

JM: That makes my poor heart burst with glee!
Please promise that it's true!
That you would deign to choose me!

RD: I am your pony waifu!

[Talking bit]

JM: Profess to me your foolhardy dreams
The things you find you're fond of
Tell me your every wish
I think that I'm in love

RD: You know that I love you too!
You feed me sugar cubes
Can't say what more could I want
I am your pony waifu!
JM: I'll be there for you every night!

RD: And I will be there too!
You are my very best friend
And I'm your pony waifu!

JM: Dear you are the light of my life!

RD: I know that we'll get through!

JM: You're everything that I need!

RD: I am your pony waifu!

JM: I predict a future for us

RD: We're going to make it shine!

JM: Because I know that I'm yours!

RD: And I know you're mine!